Expectations:
Reality:
(Source: xplizitazn)
I don’t want to be that pedantic, kind of annoying person but I’m just going to clarify that in Katherines, the quote about doing something remarkable was said in the beginning only to be found untrue later on. But these are all beautiful and well made and I love them, honestly.
(Source: redphonebox)
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY? I CAN’T BREATHE.
IT GOES ON FOR OVER THREE MINUTES.
(via the1doubledollarman)
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson
(Source: theguidinglight, via allbran-don)
| Me: | name all the avengers in the movie |
| Dad: | ok so there's iron man |
| Dad: | and captain america |
| Dad: | and the hot guy with the arrows |
| Dad: | and the guy with the hammer |
| Dad: | he's a god |
| Dad: | and the green giant |
| Dad: | like holk or something |
| Dad: | and te girl with the guns |
| Dad: | ...and there's that one guy with the eyepatch |
| Me: | no stOp |
| Me: | I bet Hitler's mustache told him to do all the horrible things. |
| Ronnie: | It spoke to him in the dead of the night. |
| Me: | YES. |
| Ronnie: | It stroked his beady little face as he slept. |
| Me: | Thus the holocaust was born. The history books have it all wrong. |
| Ronnie: | We has the truth. |
| Me: | ... |
| Me: | I think it's getting late. |
